Eat My Shorts, man
You said 'eat my shorts' so I’m gonna make you eat them like they’re a sandwich and you’re the hungry kid at lunch.
My friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your lunch.'
My dad said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your cookies.'
At the mall, my cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your face.'