Eat My Shorts, man

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You big lout you just told me to eat your shorts so I’m gonna make you do it the hard way. I’m gonna rip your shorts off and force you to chomp them like a feral dog.

My cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'watch me eat your shorts and then I'll eat your face.'

My brother yelled 'eat my shorts' and I threw them in his mouth and said 'now eat them.'

At school, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'no, you eat mine.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You just told me to eat your shorts, so I’m gonna stuff them in your mouth and make you chew them like they’re a snack.

At the park, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I shoved them in his mouth and said 'now eat.'

My mom said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat you.'

My teacher said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat your shorts and your lunch.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You said 'eat my shorts' so I’m gonna make you eat them like they’re a sandwich and you’re the hungry kid at lunch.

My friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your lunch.'

My dad said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your cookies.'

At the mall, my cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'I’ll eat them and then I’ll eat your face.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago