Eat My Shorts, man
You big lout you just told me to eat your shorts so I’m gonna make you do it the hard way. I’m gonna rip your shorts off and force you to chomp them like a feral dog.
My cousin said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'watch me eat your shorts and then I'll eat your face.'
My brother yelled 'eat my shorts' and I threw them in his mouth and said 'now eat them.'
At school, my friend said 'eat my shorts' and I said 'no, you eat mine.'