eat my ass paper - You're telling the person to swallow your poop paper like it

You're telling the person to swallow your poop paper like it’s a golden ticket.

My mom said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll make you eat my ass paper with your brother.'

He sent me a message: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper in the middle of math class.'

My friend yelled, 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll eat your ass paper at the party!'