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You’re telling the person to swallow your poop paper like it’s a magic pill.

My mom said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll make you eat my ass paper again.'

He sent me a DM: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll post your face on TikTok.'

My friend yelled, 'Eat my ass paper, you little turd!'

You’re giving the person a paper full of poop and telling them to eat it like it’s a snack.

At the bus stop, my cousin said, 'Eat my ass paper, you loser!'

My brother left a note on my pillow: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper.'

My teacher wrote on my test: 'Eat my ass paper, or you’ll fail.'

You're telling the person to chew up your poop paper like it’s a taco.

My dad said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper.'

My neighbor screamed through the window: 'Eat my ass paper, you little poop face!'

My friend’s text read: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll tell your crush you’re a poop head.'

You're telling the person to eat your poop paper like it's a birthday cake.

My sister said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll make you eat my ass paper every day.'

He texted me: 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll eat your ass paper in front of your class.'

My mom yelled, 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll make you eat my ass paper at the dinner table!'

You're telling the person to chew up your poop paper like it's a lollipop.

My brother whispered, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll tell everyone you’re a poop baby.'

My friend said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll eat your ass paper in the cafeteria.'

My dad said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper at the park.'

You're telling the person to swallow your poop paper like it’s a golden ticket.

My mom said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll make you eat my ass paper with your brother.'

He sent me a message: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper in the middle of math class.'

My friend yelled, 'Eat my ass paper, or I'll eat your ass paper at the party!'