eat ass in hell
To eat ass in hell is to be stuck in a fiery pit of doom, screaming like a f***ed-up toddler, while your soul slowly burns to a crisp.
I ate ass in hell after my mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
He ate ass in hell when he failed his math test and got grounded for a week.
I was eating ass in hell when my dog ate my homework.