eat ass in hell

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To eat ass in hell is to be stuck in a fiery pit of doom, screaming like a f***ed-up toddler, while your soul slowly burns to a crisp.
I ate ass in hell after my mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
He ate ass in hell when he failed his math test and got grounded for a week.
I was eating ass in hell when my dog ate my homework.
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To eat ass in hell is to be so f***ed up you think you’re in a nightmare, but it’s real and you’re stuck there.
She ate ass in hell after getting a 22 on her SATs.
He ate ass in hell when he got caught cheating on his science project.
I ate ass in hell when I failed my driver’s test for the third time.
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To eat ass in hell is to be so messed up you’re like a burnt piece of toast, and you’re screaming about it.
I ate ass in hell when my dog bit my homework to pieces.
He ate ass in hell when he got stuck in a locker for an hour.
She ate ass in hell when she got grounded for a month.
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To eat ass in hell is to be stuck in the worst place ever, with no hope of escape and a lot of f***ing pain.
He ate ass in hell when he got a zero on his math test.
I ate ass in hell when my dog ate my lunch.
She ate ass in hell when she got stuck in a locker with her crush.
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To eat ass in hell is to be so f***ed up you think you’re dead, but you’re just stuck in a really bad situation.
He ate ass in hell when he got caught smoking in the bathroom.
She ate ass in hell when she got stuck in a locker with her crush.
I ate ass in hell when I got a 50 on my math test.
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