easy lay
an easy lay is a girl who thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread and you're just there to eat it
'She said I was the best thing since sliced bread. I said, 'I’m just here to eat it.''
'He texted me, 'I’m tired, I just want to sleep.' I said, 'That’s what I’m here for.'
'She said, 'I like you.' I said, 'I like you too. But I also like my sleep.'