easy lay

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an easy lay is a girl who thinks you're the main event and not just a backup plan when your main falls apart

'She texted me at 2 a. m. and said she was bored. I said I was 10 minutes away.'

'He told me he was single. I said, 'You're not single. You're just lazy.'

'She asked me if I was going to the party. I said, 'Only if you're there.'

an easy lay is a girl who doesn't care if you're a mess as long as you're willing to pay for the mess

'I walked in with a hangover and a broken heart. She said, 'That’s even better.''

'He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said, 'Only if you pay for lunch.'

'She said I was a 'one-night wonder.' I said, 'That’s what you pay for.'

an easy lay is a girl who thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread and you're just there to eat it

'She said I was the best thing since sliced bread. I said, 'I’m just here to eat it.''

'He texted me, 'I’m tired, I just want to sleep.' I said, 'That’s what I’m here for.'

'She said, 'I like you.' I said, 'I like you too. But I also like my sleep.'