easy jet
A discount airline that makes you pay like a fool if you’re too big. You think you’re getting a deal, but the airline will charge you extra if you’re not thin enough.
I booked a flight with Easy Jet for £15, but they added £20 because I’m a big guy. I got the seat and the wrath.
My brother flew with them and got a £30 charge for being 'overweight'. He still got a free sandwich, though. A win.
Paid £10 for a flight, got charged £25 because I brought a bag of chips. The airline’s a cheat.