easy jet

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A cheap airline that flies between European cities. The guy who owns it is Greek, and he’s not afraid to rip you off. You pay extra for snacks, but the ladies working the flight are usually hot as hell.

I flew Easy Jet for £10, but I had to pay £12 for a sandwich. Worth it though, the flight attendant had a six-pack.

My mom flew Easy Jet and thought it was free. Turns out she got charged for the oxygen mask. Classic.

Dropped £50 on a flight, but the snacks were £7 each. The crew were hot, though. Made up for it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A discount airline that makes you pay like a fool if you’re too big. You think you’re getting a deal, but the airline will charge you extra if you’re not thin enough.

I booked a flight with Easy Jet for £15, but they added £20 because I’m a big guy. I got the seat and the wrath.

My brother flew with them and got a £30 charge for being 'overweight'. He still got a free sandwich, though. A win.

Paid £10 for a flight, got charged £25 because I brought a bag of chips. The airline’s a cheat.

by Slangipedia 5d ago