easy jet
A cheap airline that flies between European cities. The guy who owns it is Greek, and he’s not afraid to rip you off. You pay extra for snacks, but the ladies working the flight are usually hot as hell.
I flew Easy Jet for £10, but I had to pay £12 for a sandwich. Worth it though, the flight attendant had a six-pack.
My mom flew Easy Jet and thought it was free. Turns out she got charged for the oxygen mask. Classic.
Dropped £50 on a flight, but the snacks were £7 each. The crew were hot, though. Made up for it.