Easy Hole-in-one
A gross real estate agent who's as round as a donut and will sleep with anyone who buys her a drink or sends her a DM. She smells like a landfill and talks like she's drunk.
'She asked me to move in with her after I bought her a drink.'
'She DM'd me and said I was her 'sugar daddy.'
'She smells like a landfill and called me her 'big boy.'