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A smelly real estate agent who looks like a used pizza box and takes your money just to let you touch her fake boobs. She'll sleep with you if you buy her a drink or send her a DM.

'I'll sell you this house if you promise to lick my toe.'

'He bought me a drink and now he thinks he's my boyfriend.'

'I DM'd her a pic of my cat and she sent me her bra size.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fat real estate agent who smells like old cheese and will sleep with anyone who buys her a drink or sends her a DM. She's so round she looks like a tire.

'I bought her a drink and she told me her life story.'

'She DM'd me and said I was her favorite man.'

'She sleeps with every client and calls them her 'honey.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A gross real estate agent who's as round as a donut and will sleep with anyone who buys her a drink or sends her a DM. She smells like a landfill and talks like she's drunk.

'She asked me to move in with her after I bought her a drink.'

'She DM'd me and said I was her 'sugar daddy.'

'She smells like a landfill and called me her 'big boy.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago