Easy Boar - A greeting that only losers, junkies, and people who can't e

A greeting that only losers, junkies, and people who can't even spell 'greeting' use to be extra annoying.

Easy Boar, I just got fired and I'm already crying.

Easy Boar, I'm still wearing my socks from yesterday.

Easy Boar, I just stole your phone and I'm not giving it back.