Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way for bums, losers, and people who can't get out of bed to say hello like they're still in high school.

Hey Easy Boar, did you finally stop sniffing glue today?

Easy Boar, I just stole your lunch. What's your problem?

Easy Boar, I'm not even going to pretend I know what you're talking about.

2

The worst kind of greeting used by people who think they're cool but are just sad and broke.

Easy Boar, I just got kicked out of my house again. What's your story?

Easy Boar, I'm still wearing my pajamas. What's yours?

Easy Boar, I haven't had a shower in a week. You look better.

3

A lazy and stupid greeting only used by people who are too wasted or too tired to think of anything else.

Easy Boar, I just woke up and I'm already mad at you.

Easy Boar, I'm so high I don't even know my own name.

Easy Boar, I just stole your sandwich and I don't care.

4

A greeting that only losers, junkies, and people who can't even spell 'greeting' use to be extra annoying.

Easy Boar, I just got fired and I'm already crying.

Easy Boar, I'm still wearing my socks from yesterday.

Easy Boar, I just stole your phone and I'm not giving it back.

5

A stupid greeting that only people who live on the streets and still think they're special use to be extra annoying.

Easy Boar, I just got hit by a car and I'm still alive.

Easy Boar, I haven't eaten in two days and I'm still talking to you.

Easy Boar, I just stole your hat and I'm not sorry.

6

A greeting used by people who think they're tough but are just really bad at life.

Easy Boar, I just got locked out of my house again.

Easy Boar, I haven't had a real job in years.

Easy Boar, I'm still wearing my underwear to work.