Eastyn
An Eastyn is the guy who will never leave you hanging. He might have long hair or not. But he will always have something dumb to say. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my concert and yelled, 'You’re the best!' at the top of his lungs.
He sent me a voice note of him arguing with a toaster.
He texted me a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is you.'