Eastyn

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The most loyal guy ever. He will follow you into a burning building. He might have long hair or not. But he will always have a dirty mind. You’ll never be bored with an Eastyn.
He showed up at my house in a fire truck just to save me from my ex.
He texted me a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is what your ex looks like.'
He drove three hours just to bring me pizza and call me 'my queen.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastyn is like a best friend who never leaves. He might have long hair, but that’s just extra. He’s got a brain full of trash talk and never shuts up. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my job and told my boss, 'You’re the worst.'
He sent me a voice note of him screaming at a donut.
He called me at 3 a. m. to argue about the best pizza toppings.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastyn is the guy who will stick with you no matter what. He might have long hair or not. But he will never stop talking about his dumb ideas. You’ll never be bored with him.
He started a band just to sing me a love song.
He tried to build a treehouse in my backyard and it collapsed.
He texted me a video of him dancing in a parking lot at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastyn is the kind of guy who will follow you anywhere. He might have long hair, but that’s just his style. He has a brain full of dumb jokes. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my doctor’s appointment to argue with the nurse.
He texted me a photo of a cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is you.'
He called me at work to tell me about his pet goldfish's opinion on politics.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eastyn is the guy who will never leave you hanging. He might have long hair or not. But he will always have something dumb to say. You’ll never be bored with him.
He showed up at my concert and yelled, 'You’re the best!' at the top of his lungs.
He sent me a voice note of him arguing with a toaster.
He texted me a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is you.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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