easty-westies - Boobs that swing like a drunkard’s arms, not aiming anywhere

Boobs that swing like a drunkard’s arms, not aiming anywhere near the front.

My easty-westies look like they’re doing the cha-cha and don’t care about the crowd.

My teacher said I had easty-westies so bad, I should’ve been in the gym, not the classroom.

My easty-westies are so sideways, I think they’re trying to escape my body.