EastWestpaw - When you can use both hands so well, you're like a two-heade

When you can use both hands so well, you're like a two-headed beast that just cusses and eats like it's a full-time job.

I can hold a pencil with one hand and cuss with the other. I'm like a two-headed cussing genius.

My mom says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just mad I can eat and cuss at the same time.

I can hold a phone with one hand and flip someone off with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.