EastWestpaw

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Being able to use both hands like a champ, or being a total waste of space if you can’t.

I can write with my left hand, but my right hand just throws up glitter and insults me.

My mom says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just jealous I can throw a punch with my left hand.

I can eat with both hands, but I still drop my fries every time.

When you’re so good with both hands, you’re basically a two-headed monster with a mouth full of trash talk.

I can text with my left hand and cuss with my right. I’m basically a twin.

My brother says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think he’s just mad I can beat him at video games with both hands.

I can hold a burger with one hand and flip someone off with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.

When you’re so good with both hands, you might as well have two brains and one mouth that just cusses nonstop.

I can draw with my right hand and cuss with my left. I’m like a two-headed cussing artist.

My teacher says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just scared I can write and cuss at the same time.

I can hold a pen with one hand and flip off my brother with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.

Being able to use both hands so well, you might as well have a brain in each hand that just cusses all day.

I can type with my left hand and cuss with my right. I’m like a two-handed cussing machine.

My dad says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think he’s just mad I can write and cuss at the same time.

I can eat with both hands and still drop my fries. That’s EastWestpaw.

When you can use both hands so well, you're like a two-headed beast that just cusses and eats like it's a full-time job.

I can hold a pencil with one hand and cuss with the other. I'm like a two-headed cussing genius.

My mom says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just mad I can eat and cuss at the same time.

I can hold a phone with one hand and flip someone off with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.