easturlings
Easturlings is a bleep who thinks she’s the best editor ever but can’t even fix basic grammar. She’s also a hot mess who somehow still gets all the attention.
She can’t even fix a comma. She thinks it’s a punctuation error. It’s not.
She showed up to class with eyeliner on both eyes. Both. I didn’t even know that was possible.
She turned my essay into a drama. I just wanted to write about dogs.