easturlings

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Easturlings is a trash bleep who can’t spell worth a damn but still thinks she’s the best editor ever. She also looks like a hot mess but somehow still gets all the boys.
Easturlings is the worst editor I’ve ever had. She spelled 'everyday' as one word. I want to die.
She’s got a face like a raccoon but somehow still gets a guy every week. I’m jealous.
She edited my essay and turned it into a trashy romance novel. I’m not even mad.
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Easturlings is a bleep who acts like she’s a pro but can’t even proofread her own sentences. She’s also a walking hot mess that makes everyone cringe.
She said I spelled 'because' wrong. I spelled it right. She’s a fake pro.
She wears eyeliner like it’s a war crime. And it’s a war crime.
She edited my text and made it sound like a bad horror movie. I’m not even sure what happened.
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Easturlings is a bleep who thinks she’s the best editor ever but can’t even fix basic grammar. She’s also a hot mess who somehow still gets all the attention.
She can’t even fix a comma. She thinks it’s a punctuation error. It’s not.
She showed up to class with eyeliner on both eyes. Both. I didn’t even know that was possible.
She turned my essay into a drama. I just wanted to write about dogs.
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