eastie-coastie
A way of living that’s only known on the east coast of Canada; it’s like they have their own rules and they’re all terrible and they involve a lot of seafood and a lot of whining.
She eastie-coastied the whole trip by just eating lobster and complaining about the weather.
He eastie-coastied the job and now he’s the manager and he still can’t read a menu.
They eastie-coastied the party and now everyone’s wearing a toque and dancing in the rain.