eastie-coastie

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A way of doing things that only the east coast of Canada knows about; it’s like the Maritimes have their own language and it’s full of bad decisions and worse coffee.
I tried to eastie-coastie it, but my coffee was so bad it turned my brain to sludge.
My uncle says eastie-coastie is the only way to live, even though he’s still living in his mom’s basement.
She eastie-coastied the whole event and made everyone wear polka dots.
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A way of life so specific only the east coast of Canada understands it; it’s like they invented laziness and then named it after a fish.
He eastie-coastied the whole meeting by just eating a donut and nodding.
My cousin eastie-coastied her wedding and wore a toque with a dress.
They eastie-coastied the project and it took three years to finish.
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A style of doing things so unique to the east coast of Canada that it’s like they have their own version of time and it’s always 3 p. m. and it’s always raining.
She eastie-coastied the weekend by just eating chips and watching hockey.
He eastie-coastied his job and now he’s the boss and he still doesn’t know how to use a computer.
They eastie-coastied the whole town and now everyone wears socks with their shoes.
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A way of living that’s only known on the east coast of Canada; it’s like they have their own rules and they’re all terrible and they involve a lot of seafood and a lot of whining.
She eastie-coastied the whole trip by just eating lobster and complaining about the weather.
He eastie-coastied the job and now he’s the manager and he still can’t read a menu.
They eastie-coastied the party and now everyone’s wearing a toque and dancing in the rain.
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A way of doing things that only the east coast of Canada understands; it’s like they have their own language and it’s mostly made up of bad decisions and even worse coffee.
He eastie-coastied the whole meeting by just eating a donut and ignoring everyone.
My aunt eastie-coastied her birthday and now she’s wearing a dress with polka dots and a toque.
They eastie-coastied the project and it took three years and two cups of bad coffee.
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