Eastern Sunrise
A girl passes out at a rave, you blow your load in her ear, and then you draw a giant sun on her face with mustard. She wakes up thinking she’s the most ridiculuous person at the party.
She woke up with a sun on her face and a laugh in her ear. I told her, 'You’re the breakfast of champions.'
She looked like a giant cheeseburger with a sun on it. I said, 'That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.'
She ran out of the party crying. I just said, 'You’re welcome.'