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When a girl blacks out at a party and you jerk off in her ear, but then you smear yellow mustard in the shape of a sun on her head. When she wakes up, she’s too embarrassed about the mustard to realize there’s cum in her ear.
She came to with a sun on her head and a weird taste in her mouth. I just laughed and said, 'Good morning, sunshine.'
I left her in the hallway with a mustard sun and a smirk. She looked like a clown who just got robbed.
She screamed when she saw the mustard, but I told her, 'You’re the sun. You shine.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl passes out at a rave, you blow your load in her ear, and then you draw a giant sun on her face with mustard. She wakes up thinking she’s the most ridiculuous person at the party.
She woke up with a sun on her face and a laugh in her ear. I told her, 'You’re the breakfast of champions.'
She looked like a giant cheeseburger with a sun on it. I said, 'That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.'
She ran out of the party crying. I just said, 'You’re welcome.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman passes out at a bar, you jack off in her ear, then you dump mustard on her head like it’s a breakfast special. She wakes up thinking she’s been attacked by a sandwich.
She looked like she had been hit by a mustard truck. I said, 'That’s the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen.'
She screamed when she saw the sun on her head. I told her, 'You’re the breakfast of champions.'
She tried to wipe the mustard off, but it was like a sun that wouldn’t go away. I just laughed and walked out.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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