Eastern Shore
The Eastern Shore is the part of Maryland that’s stuck out in the middle of nowhere, where people are obsessed with crabs, old bay seasoning, and thinking they’re better than everyone else. It’s a place where the only thing you’ll ever need is a boat, a tractor, and a six-pack.
'I spent my whole childhood eating crabs and pretending I was a pirate.'
'My uncle still thinks he’s a rebel just because he put up a flag outside his barn.'
'I got stuck in a traffic jam on the bridge because some guy was trying to pass a tractor with a goat on it.'