Eastern Shore

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The Eastern Shore is the part of Maryland that’s stuck out in the middle of nowhere, where people are obsessed with crabs, old bay seasoning, and thinking they’re better than everyone else. It’s a place where the only thing you’ll ever need is a boat, a tractor, and a six-pack.

'I spent my whole childhood eating crabs and pretending I was a pirate.'

'My uncle still thinks he’s a rebel just because he put up a flag outside his barn.'

'I got stuck in a traffic jam on the bridge because some guy was trying to pass a tractor with a goat on it.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore is the flattest piece of land ever created, like it was run over by a dump truck and then left to rot in the sun.

'I walked from one end of the Shore to the other and still didn’t feel like I’d moved.'

'My cousin tried to ride a horse across the Shore and it just gave up.'

'I tried to dig a hole and it took me two days and a shovel.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore is a place that only people who live in Virginia know about, and even they probably don’t know what it is.

'My aunt said she didn’t know what the Shore was until her cousin told her it was a place with crabs.'

'I got in a fight with my cousin because he said the Shore was somewhere near the ocean and I said it was a place you had to drive through to get to the beach.'

'My teacher said the Shore is where all the cool people from Virginia go to live.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is where people drink beer, burn the night sky with bonfires, and live by the ocean like it’s their only friend. It’s the kind of place where you don’t need a house, just a cooler, a surfboard, and the promise of a cold beer.

'I spent the whole summer living on the beach and just thinking about the ocean.'

'My friend got a tattoo of a wave and now he’s stuck with it.'

'I tried to surf and ended up in the shallows with a crab on my foot.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore of Hobart is a place where people wear stupid haircuts and think they’re famous because of it. It’s like a place where even the trees are tired of the hairstyles.

'My uncle has a hair flip and he thinks he’s a rockstar.'

'I tried to copy his haircut and now I look like a confused chicken.'

'The guy in the newspaper said he had a hair flip and now he’s famous.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore is a place where people would rather die than leave, but everyone else thinks it’s the best place on Earth, even if they can’t afford to live there.

'My cousin tried to leave the Shore and now he’s stuck in a traffic jam on the bridge.'

'I moved to the Shore and I still don’t know why I did it.'

'My uncle tried to crash a boat party and ended up in jail.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Eastern Shore is like the Cape Cod of the South, it’s got history, crabs, and enough cool places that people want to live there even if they can’t afford it.

'I tried to buy a house there and now I’m stuck with a mortgage and a crab.'

'My cousin moved there and now she thinks she’s rich.'

'I went to the Shore and now I can’t stop thinking about crabs.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago