Eastern High School
Eastern High is a hillbilly nightmare where you can buy weed and get genital herpes at the same time. If you don’t have a big truck or a small penis, you don’t belong here. Everyone is fake, trashy, and needs a Bible to survive.
I saw a kid selling weed on the bleachers during a game.
The school is full of fake country people who think they’re real.
The principal threatened to excommunicate me if I didn’t stop smoking.