Eastern High School

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Eastern High School is like a jail for kids who think they’re cool. Everyone there is a total mess, hos, losers, snobs, and jocks who only care about themselves. If you don’t cheer for the basketball team or laugh at the fatty ghost, you’re invisible. The halls smell like old pizza and regret.
My cousin went there and came out with a STD and a bad attitude.
I had to hold my breath just to walk past the crusty kids in the hallway.
The school made me put my phone in a caddy. What is this, prison?
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastern High is the most redneck school in the county. It’s like a STD party every day. Everyone is either pregnant, has a boyfriend, or is too dumb to know the difference. They live for football, and that’s all they care about.
My friend got pregnant in sophomore year and still didn’t know who the dad was.
The football team is so loud, the neighbors think it’s a war zone.
We had a guy who had three girlfriends and still got kicked out of school.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastern View is a school in Virginia with a stupid mascot and too many sports teams. They’re always fighting with the other school and trying to save the world with charity money. The principal is old and thinks he’s cool.
The rivalry game is like a battle between two schools who think they’re the best.
The principal wears a hat every day and thinks he’s the king of the school.
They have a LaX team. What even is LaX?
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastern High is a hillbilly nightmare where you can buy weed and get genital herpes at the same time. If you don’t have a big truck or a small penis, you don’t belong here. Everyone is fake, trashy, and needs a Bible to survive.
I saw a kid selling weed on the bleachers during a game.
The school is full of fake country people who think they’re real.
The principal threatened to excommunicate me if I didn’t stop smoking.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastern High is a disaster with Yee Yee boys and country thots everywhere. They steal your baseball cards and think they’re the best. It’s the worst place to be a student.
My brother got his baseball cards stolen by some Yee Yee boy.
The thots in the school are louder than the football team.
I failed algebra because I was too busy watching the thots.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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