Eastern Grip
Using your off hand to jerk off but turning it around so your thumb is facing you like you're trying to show off to a foreigner who just walked in and asked for a sandwich.
I flipped my hand the wrong way and my brain said, 'What is this madness?'
I tried to do the eastern grip and my mom asked if I was trying to summon a ghost.
My friend told me I was doing the eastern grip and I didn't know why I was confused.