Eastern Grip

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Masturbating with your off hand but flipping it so your thumb points at you like you're showing your ass to a foreigner who just arrived by ship.

My hand was upside down and I was confused why my brain wasn't working.

I tried the eastern grip and my mom walked in. She asked if I was trying to summon a demon.

I told my friend I was doing the eastern grip, and he said I was just being a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Using your off hand to jerk off but turning it the wrong way, like you're trying to scratch your back and your brain is on fire.

I flipped my hand the wrong way and it felt like my fingers were on fire.

My friend said I was doing the eastern grip and I didn't know what that meant.

I tried to do it right but my hand looked like it was trying to say hello to a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're jerking off with your off hand but your thumb is pointing at you like you're showing your junk to a stranger who just asked for directions.

My hand was flipped the wrong way and I looked like I was trying to communicate with a dog.

I told my brother I was doing the eastern grip and he laughed so hard he cried.

I tried to do it right but my hand looked like it was in pain.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Using your off hand to jerk off but turning it around so your thumb is facing you like you're trying to show off to a foreigner who just walked in and asked for a sandwich.

I flipped my hand the wrong way and my brain said, 'What is this madness?'

I tried to do the eastern grip and my mom asked if I was trying to summon a ghost.

My friend told me I was doing the eastern grip and I didn't know why I was confused.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Masturbating with your off hand but flipping it so your thumb is facing you like you're showing your junk to a foreigner who just arrived by airplane and doesn't speak your language.

I did the eastern grip and my hand looked like it was trying to escape.

My friend said I was doing the eastern grip and I didn't know what that meant.

I tried to do it right but my hand looked like it was confused.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're using your off hand to jerk off but turning it so your thumb is pointing at you like you're trying to show off to a stranger who just walked in and asked for a sandwich.

I did the eastern grip and my hand looked like it was confused.

My brother told me I was doing the eastern grip and I didn't know why.

I tried to do it right but my hand looked like it was in pain.

by Slangipedia 15d ago