Eastern European Prostitute
A woman who’s so fat she needs a map to find her own hips and still thinks she’s the most attractive thing since the invention of pizza.
I saw one walking down the street. She had a donut in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She looked like a walking dessert bar.
My friend asked her out. She said, 'I don’t need a date. I need a wheelchair.'
She tried to do a dance. It looked like a traffic jam.