Eastern European Prostitute
A woman who looks like she was born in a pig pen and still thinks she’s the queen of the night club.
My friend went to her house. He said it smelled like a rotting sandwich that had been left in the sun for a week.
She asked for money. He said, 'You look like you just got out of a sausage factory.'
She tried to sing. It sounded like a garbage truck had crashed into a karaoke bar.