Easter Ten
The 10 pounds you gain after eating like a beast for weeks. You couldn’t wait to stuff your face with everything you missed.
I ate like a monster for Easter. Now I’m 10 pounds heavier. I’m a monster in meat form.
After giving up candy for Lent, I ate 10 pounds of it at Easter. I’m now a walking candy bar.
I ate so much I think I turned into a giant ham. I gained 10 pounds.