Easter Ten

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The 10 pounds you put on after eating like a fat Easter Bunny for weeks. You gave up food for Lent and now you’re punishing yourself with everything you missed.
I gained 10 pounds eating like a pig at the Easter feast. I’m now a walking meatball.
I went from giving up pizza to eating it nonstop. Easter Ten is real.
I ate so much chocolate I think I turned into a Easter Bunny. I’m now 10 pounds heavier.
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The 10 pounds you gain after eating like a beast for weeks. You couldn’t wait to stuff your face with everything you missed.
I ate like a monster for Easter. Now I’m 10 pounds heavier. I’m a monster in meat form.
After giving up candy for Lent, I ate 10 pounds of it at Easter. I’m now a walking candy bar.
I ate so much I think I turned into a giant ham. I gained 10 pounds.
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The 10 pounds you gain after eating everything you gave up for Lent. You went from holy to hell in one week.
I went from holy to hell in one week. I ate everything and gained 10 pounds.
After giving up cookies for Lent, I ate them all at Easter. I gained 10 pounds and a stomach ache.
I turned from a holy person to a pig. I gained 10 pounds and a lot of shame.
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