Easter Sunday
Jesus rolls out of his cave to check the weather. If he sees his shadow, he rolls back in and says, 'Not today.'
"He looked at his shadow and said, 'I'm not done with you yet.'" - @EasterFanatic
"Jesus rolled back in like he just got fired." - @WinterIsHere
"He saw his shadow and immediately started a grudge." - @ShadowHater