easter bomb - you hide a firecracker-filled egg so when your kid finds it

you hide a firecracker-filled egg so when your kid finds it they get a face full of boom and learn why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

my kid found the easter bomb and now my dog is missing an ear

i said it was a normal egg but it exploded and now i have no eyes

my brother’s kid found the easter bomb and now the whole block is a parking lot