easter bomb

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you stuff fireworks into an egg and hide it so when your kid opens it they get a face full of bangs and learn why the city is called denver and why key bank is not a cool place to work

my kid found the easter bomb and now the front yard looks like a war zone

i told my kid it was a regular egg but it exploded and now i have no fingers

my neighbor’s kid found the easter bomb and the whole block is now a parking lot

by Slangipedia 4d ago

you stuff m-80s in an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it they get a face full of smoke and learn why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

my kid found the easter bomb and now my front yard is a crater

i said it was a normal egg but it exploded and now i have no nose

my cousin’s kid found the easter bomb and now the whole street is a parking lot

by Slangipedia 4d ago

you hide a firecracker-filled egg so when your kid finds it they get a face full of boom and learn why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

my kid found the easter bomb and now my dog is missing an ear

i said it was a normal egg but it exploded and now i have no eyes

my brother’s kid found the easter bomb and now the whole block is a parking lot

by Slangipedia 4d ago