eastcoastbob
A phone-calling beast who could turn your lunch break into a full-blown panic attack.
He called me during lunch and said my crush had a crush on me. I dropped my sandwich and spilled soda all over my shirt.
He pretended to be my dad and told me I had to clean my room or else I’d be grounded for life.
He called my mom and said I was in a car crash. I almost cried.