eastcoastbob

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The king of prank calls who could make your day turn into a nightmare with one phone call.

I answered the phone and it was eastcoastbob. He said, 'Your mom's in the shower and she's singing show tunes.'

He called me at 2 a. m. and said my dog was eating my homework. I checked. He was right.

He told my teacher I was sick and I had a stomach bug. I missed the math test and got a zero.

A phone-calling beast who could turn your lunch break into a full-blown panic attack.

He called me during lunch and said my crush had a crush on me. I dropped my sandwich and spilled soda all over my shirt.

He pretended to be my dad and told me I had to clean my room or else I’d be grounded for life.

He called my mom and said I was in a car crash. I almost cried.

The master of messing with people so hard, you'd think he had a personal grudge with your entire life.

He called me during math class and said my pet goldfish had died. I cried for 10 minutes.

He told my principal I was throwing paper airplanes in the hallway. I got detention.

He said my dog was eating my math homework and I had to rewrite it all over again.