EAStard
That smelly Eastern European kid who lives in a basement and thinks the West is trash, but still wants free pizza from NATO and a discount on EU passports. They hate everything but still want all the perks.
"I hate America, but I still want my EU discount.", @Basement_East
"Why should the West have all the good stuff?", @East_Euro_Hater
"I’m Eastern European, but I’m not stupid. I take what I can get.", @EU_Benefits_King"