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A kid who thinks the Emergency Alert System is the most important thing ever, like it’s going to save their life or something. They spend all day recording NOAA Radio alerts, even though they probably just guess when they’ll go off, and they still call themselves SPC something, like they’re some kind of weather wizard.
"I recorded that alert at 3:17 exactly, and I knew it was gonna happen!", @SPC_Rainman
"No one messes with my NOAA Radio, or I’ll haunt them.", @EAS_God
"I’ve got 127 alerts saved, and I’m not even done yet.", @SPC_Forecast"