East Village Fudge Cake
A made-up way of doing it where someone eats the nuts of another while jerking off, and the other one poops on their face like it's a punishment.
My friend said he did it and got shat on by a guy who smelled like old cheese.
My brother did it in the bathroom and got shat on by a guy with a beard.
At the mall, a guy did it and got shat on by a girl who said she was a witch.