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A fake sex thing where one person is on their back, sucking the balls of the other while jacking off, and then the other one shits right on their face.
My cousin said he did it at a bar and got shat on by a guy wearing a sock hat.
My mom tried it and said it felt like a raccoon peed on her.
At the park, a guy did it and got shat on by a kid who said he was a vampire.