East Side Sauna
East Side Sauna is when you poop on someone’s fancy plate and stick it in their oven on low. It smells like butt and burnt cookies in a tiny apartment.
I pooped on my aunt’s china plate and cooked it in her oven. Now her apartment smells like a gym sock factory.
My cousin tried to host a party, so I pooped on his silver fork and baked it. The whole block knew.
I filled my roommate’s best dish with poop and baked it. Now he cries every time he eats.