East Side Sauna

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East Side Sauna is when you poop on someone’s fancy plate and stick it in their oven on low. It smells like butt and burnt cookies in a tiny apartment.

I pooped on my aunt’s china plate and cooked it in her oven. Now her apartment smells like a gym sock factory.

My cousin tried to host a party, so I pooped on his silver fork and baked it. The whole block knew.

I filled my roommate’s best dish with poop and baked it. Now he cries every time he eats.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Side Sauna is when you take a host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it like a meatball. It fills the house with butt fumes and embarrassment.

I pooped on my boss’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now his office smells like a public toilet.

My friend pooped on his girlfriend’s silver tray and baked it. Now she won’t eat anything.

I filled my mom’s favorite dish with poop and cooked it. Now she calls me ‘the sauna’ every day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Side Sauna is when you take the host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it until it smells like a fart in a microwave.

I pooped on my uncle’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now he’s too embarrassed to eat in front of people.

My neighbor pooped on my mom’s silver dish and cooked it. Now I get free snacks forever.

I filled my teacher’s plate with poop and cooked it. Now my class laughs every time he eats.

by Slangipedia 14d ago