"That East of Java band? They're better than my ex and my job combined.", A guy who knows what he's talking about.

"I saw East of Java live. I cried. I danced. I got a free drink. I'm still mad about the free drink.", A tweet from a fan who also likes free stuff.

"My friend joined East of Java. Now he's rich, famous, and my ex is jealous. I'm proud of him.", A DM from someone who's still bitter about their ex.