East of Java

Current Trending

4 views · Added 14d ago · 2 definitions

1
A place so far away from Krakatoa it might as well be on another planet and no one cares because it's just a bunch of islands no one talks about.
"I'm not going to Java. I'm going to East of Java. That's where the real chaos starts.", A guy who probably never went anywhere.
"East of Java? That's where my cousin went to escape his ex. He came back with a tan and a worse attitude.", A tweet from someone who also has a bad attitude.
"I thought East of Java was a new type of pizza. I was wrong. I'm still hungry.", A DM from a pizza lover who's also a bit confused.
2
A band so good they don't just play music, they make you feel like you're at a party and you're the main attraction.
"That East of Java band? They're better than my ex and my job combined.", A guy who knows what he's talking about.
"I saw East of Java live. I cried. I danced. I got a free drink. I'm still mad about the free drink.", A tweet from a fan who also likes free stuff.
"My friend joined East of Java. Now he's rich, famous, and my ex is jealous. I'm proud of him.", A DM from someone who's still bitter about their ex.
xs